I know it sounds weird, but my wife is mid 30's and I think it looks quite nice. I'm wondering how it will look later in life. Do certain parts stretch out or get to look funny?

I know my wife is FREAKY about grey hairs when she rarely finds one on her head, so maybe when her hoo hoo hair goes grey it will inspire her to shave it (Yeah!).

If your wife still lets you see it, who cares?

Agreed.

She should shave it for you, IMO.

Why not? Women say they do their hair and makeup,etc, to look nice. They wear terribly uncomfortabel shoes. And I'm sure makeup can't be very comfy either. So when you come out and say shaving yor hey-nanny would be hot, why balk?

Just my $.02!!

Well, it will probably only look as funny as your aged old wrinkly pud will, dangling there between your knobby old grey knees.

lol! THAT was too funny!!

On the topic at hand, I have no advice for you.

*snort!* *gag* I am now choking on my sandwich. I think I sent a couple of pieces across the room.

Was that sarcasm, or did his question really insult you?

Oh, and what kind of sandwich?

No, no, I am not insulted. And can I get 10 points for use of the word "pud," please?

That's a perfect word. I always thought it referred to a penis that was wider than it was long. Haha.

Butterball turkey bologna with a slice of Land O' Lakes white processed American cheese on Beefeater rye bread and a dab of Boar's Head horseradish sauce.

Now that I've described it, it sounds pretty gross. Blah. But it was tasty going in. Wish I'd had some lettuce to put on it.

Pud is a good word for your descripion, Curc. I've only heard that word a few times, but it does sound like an insignificant sad appendage, lonely, forlorn and unwanted.

I say you get 50 points.

ditto...50 pts to Curcuma!!

To the contrary. That sammich sounds delicious. But I'm REALLY hungry right now, too. So maybe I can't be trusted. I haven't had bologna in any form in ages.

[quote=paper]I know it sounds weird, but my wife is mid 30's and I think it looks quite nice. I'm wondering how it will look later in life. Do certain parts stretch out or get to look funny?....[quote]

...I'm fairly certain it'll be less amusing than the changes your bits go through....

% Snort %
Ten points granted.
And Ten points deducted for not using the term "shriveled" (spelled correctly, of course)

I'm 60 years old and I see little if any difference from when I was 20.

Come ask me again in 20 years.

(Good one curcuma but of course, if he can't even see his dangly bits over his hanging belly .... )

Any day now it may begin looking like a manatee. Don't be alarmed, this happens to everyone.

Seriously though, what part of our bodies doesn't change with age? Nothing alarming is likely to happen, however, beyond the types of changes you'd associate with aging everywhere else on one's body.

The good news is that you're going to go through similar changes, so in gratitude for her putting up with your revised model body, you'll appreciate hers all the more, changed or not.

An oldie dredged up by OM.

Just like with cars, classic parts lovingly cared for and used well over the years hold up and perform better than flashy new ones.

By the way, EA's sandwich sounds excellent.

Well, I know that I can't see them as well as I did when I was younger.

That's true! All the more reason to get up close in person, and let your nose and tongue lead.

How does the appearance of the vagina change as one gets older?

In my experience, the older I get, the less vagina appears.